There's No 'I' in Win

I'm having some motivation trouble right now. I should be on the trainer right now... well technically, I should have been on it for the last hour. Instead I've been nibbling away inefficiently at various kinds of work.

Aside from trying to motivate myself through a lot of self-directed swearing, here are some other ideas I've either done, or have considered.

I made chocolate chip cookies. This did NOT work.
I ate chocolate chip cookies. This worked worse than just making them.
I thought about using some kind of electro-shock device...then I had another cookie.
I worked out some potential ideas for the shock device. No cookie this time. I'm full.
I started a blog entry with an arrested development allusion.

I am a failure pie with a crust of delicious chocolate chip cookies..