McCarthy Had a List Too You Know

No one sent this to me, but having things to write about can't hurt.


1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My father. With most parents, naming your child is pretty much the first thing you can make a mistake with. In this case my mother getting falling down drunk when she was pregnant with me would make my name mistake #2.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I'm crying right now. I saw a picture of a kitty.

Kittys make me cry.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? My handwriting makes catholic priests cross themselves and run. Handwriting analysts have said that I should be closely monitored only having seen how I hold a pen...so yeah, I'm ok with it.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Peppered turkey
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Two. They're fascinating.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? This is a hard question, because there kind of already are two of me. See, I've had a friend for 12 years who I'll call Dopply. Dopply is freakishly like me. Mannerisms, hobbies, sayings, everything. It's so damn odd. But underneath that we're quite different people. I think he's who I'd be if I didn't have to be so mean.
Anyway, if there were two of exactly me, we'd probably team up to accomplish great and terrible deeds, but I don't think we'd be friends.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? A while ago I actually found a way to make sarcasm into a physical substance. I then constructed a time machine out of this new sarcasm-clay and traveled back in time and invented sarcasm.
At least that was the plan. When I got back there to the puddle full of protoplasm just waiting to burst forth with life I found a note. It was from me. It said,

"I already did it. Good job on hitting that snooze button this morning.
Hugs and Kisses, Me/You"

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? I think so...honestly, this is the kind of thing I'd forget.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Now I probably wouldn't. I'm married, so impressing girls is not something I spend time on, and doing this sure as hell wouldn't impress my wife anyway.
Note: What guys won't tell you is that all stupid things they do are usually not to impress girls. Most of the time it's for other guys. They get really uncomfortable with this, but it's true. Just fyi.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Cocoa Pebbles or Fruit Loops.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Usually not.
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I can do whatever I need to do.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Vanilla
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? The amount of threat they pose.
15. RED OR PINK? I refuse to answer based on a lack of context.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? The near-constant sobbing. I've really got to pull myself together.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Wife and kids. I'm evidently a masochist.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? No. Under no circumstances is that to happen.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? I'm not playing your little sex games.
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? The heart of my vanquished enemy. You know, to gain his strength. Just like Mom always said.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Various conversations and the hum of a laptop.
22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Black
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Ewww
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My boss
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Sent to myself, so... meh.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Don't watch them. Why would I watch a game that I cannot affect the outcome of?
27. HAIR COLOR? I'm not sure...brown?
28. EYE COLOR? An angry blue.

Yes blue can be angry damnit.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No
30. FAVORITE FOOD? Mashed pototoes. 'Favorite' questions aren't good to ask me. I switch frequently and quickly. You've been warned.
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Scary movies can have happy endings. It's really a matter of perspective. For instance, I see the movie Audition as a love story.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Hot Fuzz. It was muddled.
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Blue... not angry, just regular.
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter. My kingdom for jagged rocks and deep snow.
35. HUGS OR KISSES? I'm not playing your little sex games.
36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Another favorite question....Ice cream.
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? My cat.
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Everyone in the world
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Re-reading the last Potter book, a Pratchett book, a film textbook, a couple tech books.
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? At home, daughter. Here some goofy financial company ad. It was conference swag.
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? We don't watch TV...
42. FAVORITE SOUND? Silence
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES ? Sympathy for the devil.
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Pretty much as far as you can get without going into space.
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I'm not playing your little sex games, but I do admire your persistence you little minx.
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? At the top of a hill under a rainbow.
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Do not, under any circumstances, answer.